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All Blood Angels possess a genetic flaw which, when breaking a sweat in combat, sometimes causes them to go batshit crazy and forget about the Emprah for a bit and become lost in bloodlust. Other Space Marine chapters watch the Blood Angels in battle with a mixture of awe, fear and Codex induced jealousy.
All [[Blood Angels]] possess a genetic flaw which, when breaking a sweat in combat, sometimes causes them to go batshit crazy and forget about the [[Emprah]] for a bit and become lost in bloodlust. Other [[Space Marine]] chapters watch the Blood Angels in battle with a mixture of awe, fear and Codex induced jealousy.


Thankfully the Black Rage is not some kind of contagious space cooties, so other chapters are safe from it. It is certainly not related to Weaboo Rage when Astartes forces are on the receiving end of Tau weaponry.
It all essentially harks back to the end of the [[Horus Heresy]], where [[Horus]] the arch-traitor laid down the smack-down like no other, killing [[Sanguinius]] before getting served by the Emprah.  The death of their [[Primarch]] essentially traumatized the Blood angels so hard that it became a genetic flaw.
 
Those marines ([[Moriar the Chosen|and dreadnoughts]]) who suffer from the rage get grouped into a special non-codex [[Death Company]], where they get stripped of any iconography and get their armor painted black with red x'es.  This force usually is accompanied by a [[Chaplain]], almost entirely focus on close combat with thunder hammers and other [[Power Weapon]]s, and tend to use [[Jump Pack]]s.  Those unlucky bastards who didn't die in the fight either get chained up to get a Viking Crewcut by [[Astorath]] or get shepherded into a tower for them to brood until the next fight where they can die.
 
Thankfully the Black Rage is not some kind of contagious space cooties, so other chapters are safe from it. It is certainly not related to Weaboo Rage when Astartes forces are on the receiving end of Tau weaponry. It is, however, related to the Red Thirst to an extent, as sating one defect has been able to sate the other, as the [[Blood Drinkers]] have mentioned.
 
However, there have been many attempts to cure it, including [[Corbulo]]'s neverending search, experimenting with [[Corvus Corax]]'s research, and [[Fabius Bile|FABULOUS Bile]]'s Bloodborn experiments with the Red Grail.  However, there are no definitive cures for it, and the only documented people who managed to overcome it being Lemartes (who was later instated as ''Guardian of the Lost'') and [[Mephiston]], who managed to circumvent the Rage altogether to become badass vampire motherfucker extraordinaire.  Rumor also had it that the [[Lamenters]] chapter also possessed a cure for the Black Rage within their gene-seed, but considering the fact that they've been shat upon since their conception, the odds of finding a live Lamenter are next-to-impossible.
 
==How to tell if you have the Black Rage==
* If you think you see Horus.
* If you remember the terrible Feng Shui inside of Horus' battle barge
* If you like killing too damn much
* If you get so angry even an [[Angry Marine]] would like to offer you a cold one to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
 
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Revision as of 07:39, 29 December 2013

All Blood Angels possess a genetic flaw which, when breaking a sweat in combat, sometimes causes them to go batshit crazy and forget about the Emprah for a bit and become lost in bloodlust. Other Space Marine chapters watch the Blood Angels in battle with a mixture of awe, fear and Codex induced jealousy.

It all essentially harks back to the end of the Horus Heresy, where Horus the arch-traitor laid down the smack-down like no other, killing Sanguinius before getting served by the Emprah. The death of their Primarch essentially traumatized the Blood angels so hard that it became a genetic flaw.

Those marines (and dreadnoughts) who suffer from the rage get grouped into a special non-codex Death Company, where they get stripped of any iconography and get their armor painted black with red x'es. This force usually is accompanied by a Chaplain, almost entirely focus on close combat with thunder hammers and other Power Weapons, and tend to use Jump Packs. Those unlucky bastards who didn't die in the fight either get chained up to get a Viking Crewcut by Astorath or get shepherded into a tower for them to brood until the next fight where they can die.

Thankfully the Black Rage is not some kind of contagious space cooties, so other chapters are safe from it. It is certainly not related to Weaboo Rage when Astartes forces are on the receiving end of Tau weaponry. It is, however, related to the Red Thirst to an extent, as sating one defect has been able to sate the other, as the Blood Drinkers have mentioned.

However, there have been many attempts to cure it, including Corbulo's neverending search, experimenting with Corvus Corax's research, and FABULOUS Bile's Bloodborn experiments with the Red Grail. However, there are no definitive cures for it, and the only documented people who managed to overcome it being Lemartes (who was later instated as Guardian of the Lost) and Mephiston, who managed to circumvent the Rage altogether to become badass vampire motherfucker extraordinaire. Rumor also had it that the Lamenters chapter also possessed a cure for the Black Rage within their gene-seed, but considering the fact that they've been shat upon since their conception, the odds of finding a live Lamenter are next-to-impossible.

How to tell if you have the Black Rage

  • If you think you see Horus.
  • If you remember the terrible Feng Shui inside of Horus' battle barge
  • If you like killing too damn much
  • If you get so angry even an Angry Marine would like to offer you a cold one to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.