Black Templars

The Black Templars. These Spess Mahrehns are as manly as the Manly Marines and as angry as the Angry Marines, infact these guys would probably be the GW Canon version of the Angry Marines.

About the Black Templars

Rather than express this fury through cursing, ordering 10,000 pizzas to a rival chapter's fortress, or simply pounding the shit out of their opponents using a variety of power weapons: they do so by burning heretic texts(as kindling for the actual heretics), pwning mutants, and skull fucking aliens. But you might say, "Isn't that what every other Spess Marine chapter does?" Well you'd be right, but unlike other chapters that are lazy emos, closet furfags, Mary Sue faggots, or flaming homosexuals: these marines get shit done and they do this by zerg rushing their enemies with a hundred or more heavily power armored super humans holding power weapons while screaming a litany of curses at the top of their super human lungs. They generally fly around on their battle barges exterminatusing planets the Inquisition is to lazy fuck with itself or starting crusades against xenos faggots. Also unlike other Chapters, they don't have scout teams as they think they're not righteously angry enough. Instead: All new recruits are given about the same gear as a typical Battle Brother and schooled in the field by a fully appointed Marine.

-typical Black Templar Training-

Brother Teuton McTemplar: Initiate, get your ass over here and hold my lascannon while charge that Carnifex with my sword.

Initiate Random'O'Germansoundingname: But sir I have not yet earned my power armor and a lascannon weighs 100 kilos.

Brother Teuton McTemplar: You are going to pick up that flashlight and burn some fucking xenos, and you are going to like it! DO IT FAGGOT!

The Black Templars is the largest loyalist chapter with 3,000-10,000 Catholic Space Nazis in its ranks, this is primarily because they're scattered through out the galaxy so their approximate number is unknown. This means that their chapter alone could wipe out the weeaboo communists if they were drawn together in one place. Of course this would twist the nipples of the Inquistion and move the setting of 40k along, so don't expect it to happen anytime soon(read: ever). Their rage does have the side effect of making them unwilling to fight beside psykers(and giving them the option to make any enemy a prefered enemy on the table top, which is fucking awesome), but screw that, they're so filled with rage that they charge forward when retreating and charge forward when they're FUCKING ANGRY. They are desended from the Imperial Fists, but obviously got Dorn's most manly spooge. They sometimes get to wear cool crusader helms, but they aren't quite as awesome as the beakies' corvus helms.

Their accomplishments include:

Taking back a hundred planets that were stolen by the blue space socialists after the Smurfs ran home like little babies to deal with a single hive fleet(Which cost them their entire 1st company).

Launching a 10,000 year crusade as part of their deal during the second founding.

Killing an alien pysker and accidently blowing out ten billion astropaths in the process, oops.

Notable members

• High Marshall Helbrecht: Their current Chapter Master.

• Chaplain Grimaldus: THE most badass Chaplain in the entire Godsdamn Imperium. He held off a massive Ork WAAGH on a very old temple that had relics and artifacts that's sacred to the Imperium. The battle only ended after the temple collapsed and buried every Ork and Marine under the rubble. But since Gimaldus was too badass to die: He crawled out of the temple with a few relics he managed to save. And besides the guy has the name grim on his fucking name! How can he not be badass? Plus he looks kinda lie Darth Vader.

• Tankred: He who endures.