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Someone's trying to make a more serious version of them called the [[Desert Fangs]], via [[Deathwatch]] materials. It's pretty cool. | Someone's trying to make a more serious version of them called the [[Desert Fangs]], via [[Deathwatch]] materials. It's pretty cool. | ||
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Revision as of 00:19, 20 October 2016
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| Battle Cry | FUCK YOU!!!!! | |
| Number | Unknown | |
| Founding | None | |
| Successors of | Desert Fangs | |
| Successor Chapters | None | |
| Chapter Master | Temperus Maximus | |
| Primarch | Rachnus Rageous | |
| Homeworld | Angrymar / McRage | |
| Strength | More than 1000 marines (Fuck you, Girlyman!). | |
| Specialty | Close combat and assault with an overwhelming excess of brutality and profanity. | |
| Allegiance | Imperium | |
| Colours | Bright yellow with a blood-red trim. | |
In any society, fanatics who hate don't hate only me - they hate you, too. They hate everybody.
-Elie "Hypocrite" Wiesel
The Angry Marines are, in essence, what would likely happen if /tg/ could magically turn themselves into Spess Mehreens and express their opinions towards certain aspects of the canon of 40K. They were in fact actually created by some guy using the Dawn of War army painter for the first time in ye olden days of yore. They are not the Alfa Legion; they symbolize the fa/tg/uy's love for 40K, as well as rage. Which /tg/ has in copious, albeit impotent, amounts.
Edit: "We’ve been silent because we’re reviewing our plans, our plans for Early Access, Closed Beta, Open Beta, Launch, Expansion and whether Angry Marines are a real chapter or not (they are). This also means we’re reviewing when individual things are ready at what time, and what’s included in each of these scenarios. We’re not going to talk about that yet, because we aren’t done." Canon chapter confirmed.
The Angry Marines are a popular /tg/ homebrew Chapter of Space Marines, and by far the most famous homebrew to gain fame outside the realm of /tg/. They are angry for the Emprah and skittles. All the time. Angry Marine tactics focus on getting into melee as quickly as possible, and proceeding to bust open several crates of FUCK YOU in the various directions of the Imperium's enemies. Due to this, Angry Marines tend to have low BS (by low, we mean Ork boy low), but have terrifically high WS/S/I, meaning anyone getting into CQC would be utterly annihilated.
There is even a Codex: ANGRY MARINES detailing the special rules required to adequately represent their rage.
The Angry Marines employ a variety of weapons notably different to the standard Space Marine arsenal. These include power heavy bolters (for melee use), dual power fists, power feet, power bats, power wrenches, and even the Predator Angrinator, a modified version of the Predator Whirlwind artillery tank that fires the Angry Marines themselves directly into the enemy ranks. They also possess a Titan Legion, which is fully comprised of Angry Titans. These are detailed in Codex: ANGRY MARINES. The Angry Marines also think that pistols are for faggots who can't hit worth a damn, and so these marines rarely never go into battle with the traditional pistol+CCW combo, opting instead to engage opponents in mêlée combat.
Even when not in combat, the Angry Marines are so goddamn angry that even the words of their out-loud speech seem to be made with the CAPS LOCK key left on. As such, They are sometimes disparagingly referred to as "Tourettes Marines" when FUCKING RETARDS are unable to differentiate between seething anger and lolrandom cursing. The people who do not understand this are DOING IT TERRIBLY WRONG and are the real faggots. Nevertheless, properly reflecting Angry Marines' verbal communication REQUIRES that everything be typed in full-caps.
You've probably seen how Space Marines feel emotions with a strength that normal people cannot even comprehend, right? Well, the Angry Marines feel rage to an extent that leaves other Space Marines entirely speechless. You think you've ever been angry? The most rage you've ever felt is like a minor annoyance compared to what an Angry Marine feels all the time.
Some believe the Angry Marines to be loyalist World Eaters, but this is merely one of many theories floating around. Another theory is that they are the missing 2nd or 11th Legion, but it is not known what the Angry Marines think of this statement. In fact, whenever someone asks an Angry Marine about the chapter's founding history, the one asking the question is given a swift, forceful kick to the balls with a power foot.
Yet another theory is that they are successors of the Ultramari-OH GOD PLEASE NOT IN THE FACE *BLAM*
At present, the prevailing belief is that, like the faggoty-ass Pretty Marines, the Angry Marines are a first founding chapter and used to be the Eleventh Legion. However, due to Rowboat Girlyman accidentally hitting the backspace key when he meant to copy and paste something while typing up the Codex Astartes, the Eleventh Legion was stricken from official records, as were the Second Legion. Thus most of the Imperium and indeed the Galaxy at large doesn't know about them, even though they are not classified as any kind of secret in any way shape or form.
There are some pretty cool guys out there that believe an old meme is old. Others disagree, using the argument memes have no expiration date!
Should an Inquisitor ever find a planet to be rife with HERESY, the people of that world (as well as many of the adjacent ones) better hope that the nearest Chapter Fleet isn't one from the Angry Marines. Very often, the resultant fallout of their measures to purge heresy results not only in the absolute destruction of the world on which heresy was first detected, but all things within a radius of 10 sub-sectors as well. Such fruit may be borne by the Angry Marines by, for example, ramming battle barge after battle barge upon the very surface of the world itself.
The most astonishing thing about the Angry Marines is that they need no testosterone to be in as foul a mood as they are. Despite the fact that like all other Space Marines their ability to produce sex hormones is completely removed as part of their introduction, they are still very much able to act as if their blood was all replaced with testosterone.Just as planned .
Someone's trying to make a more serious version of them called the Desert Fangs, via Deathwatch materials. It's pretty cool.
External Links
- ANGRY MARINES FUCK SHIT UP
- ANGRY MARINES CODEX UPDATED!
- UPDATED ANGRY MARINES CODEX IN A CONVENIENT PDF!
- ANGRY MARINES NATIONAL ANTHEM!
- ANGRY MARINES DO A QUEST
- ANGRY MARINES SHIRT STORE!
- ANGRY MARINES 40KWIKIBLOG. COPIED RIGHT FROM THIS PAGE. COCKNUGGET!
- Angry Marine Codex
- Forum thread where poster showcases a kick-ass collection of Angry Marine customized models including vehicles
