Corvus Corax

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The Primarch of the Raven Guard Some emo piece of shit that got totally owned then became a total pothead.

=History

When the Emperor was doing his "awesome pwn the galaxy and other awesome shit" plan he created twenty fuck-hard dudes who would be his generals. But then Chaos was like "you'll never rule da galaxy. For reals." And then they stole the babies and sent them to random planets in weird space pods. One had a dude whose name was corax. He landed on a gay planet where everyone was a slave who were watched by some pretty mean guards which meant that whatever fuck-head ruled this bit of rock had an unlimited source of manpower. Well it was a typical grimdark day for those slaves. You know, "make weapons for the soldiers so they can opress us" when they discovered some random white skinned child who became Corax, "The Deliverer" in their language, they kept him from their rulers who didn't really give a shit, training him in a lot of different skills so that one day he go up to the DICKtator and fucking knock the shit out of him and become a leader. Taught to be a leader as well as a rebel, he began his job by bossing the workers into squads, making the best of the best into squad leaders]]. He then was like " let's build a huge stockpile of weapons, so that we can not be slaves!" Then everyone was like "YAY!" So then they hid shit by placing them in secret factories and whatnot.He then ordered a campaign of psychological warfare,by starting riots and strikes to get followers in the worker's rebellion and to stretch the garrison strength and morale to breaking point. Waiting for the best time, Corax's army did their thang, capturing some security points.

When the DICKtators struck back, Corax was ready for them. He outmanoeuvred, out gunned and outeverything,and ambushed their army with his bad-ass army, estroying their supply lines and striking the DICKtator with ranom nukes an shit. Soon, that DICKtator's forces were blown to shit, their fuck-huge factories unable to make anything due to shit not being around, an everyone was like "Yo the DICKtator is dead!". Celebrating their victory, the inhabitants that shitty lil' bit of rock named their home Deliverance.

Rumours saidthat the Emprah appeared on Deliverance that day made him Primarch of the Raven Guard Legion. No-one gives a amn of what wassaid of their conversation but one condition of Corax's acceptance was that he could be in charge of bringing peace on random planets 'cause he didn't know that's what the Empy wanted. Soon the Adeptus Mechanicus stepped in and the world was rebuilt so that the Imperium could get some use out of it. Then some tower was made called the Ravenspire, which was the fortress of the Legion.

Great Crusade

When the Great Crusade was happening Corax's talents for planning and sabotage were really great an that was how the Raven Guard fought, fighting frequently under the orders of Horus, became renowned for an awesome can't be matche ability with spec-ops, sabotage, infiltration and lightning strikes an all that spy shit. But the pair never saw agreed, and after an argument, Corax was like "I can't deal with this shit" and Horus nearly killed him. Corax left Horus's command after flipping Horus the bird.

Horus Heresy

Corx met Horus on Isstvan V. He gave Horus the finger.

He then seriously hurt an starte crying like a pussy an then he escaped the jolly ol'fightan with a few loyal Space Marines, Corax was sent back to his legion's home world to rebuild his legion as soon as possible. The Primarch was desperate as the Imperium was about to be destroyed which was not good, not good at all. His Emperor needed warriors that Corax could not give. Searching for an answer among the library , Corax found the really old books of genetic research which was like a "Gentic Modifictaion for Dummies," the awesome skillage used to create the first enhanced warriors of the Emperor, those techniques Corax copied shamelessy to create Space Marines at a frightening rate. Despite the warnings he found amongst the old books, he started rebuilding his Legion faster than a monkey on crack. Then the Legion started fighting alone, isolated from the other Imperial Forces because every one thought that Corax was a depressive psykopath. Oh an the results of that cloning shit were a bunch of really fucked up mutants lead to combat by their Battle Brothers.


At this time Corax led his warriors as he had always done, with small squads striking like lightning on the enemy weak spots. he then finishe builing his legion. By that time Horus was dead. After the hersy Corax hen got so depressed that he decided to get super high and got himself lots of 'Geneseed' but in the proccess eventually created really fucked up mutants in his emo Legion.(all his space marines were EMO) Then everyone got pissed at him so he went even more fucking emo and locked himself in a bigass tower to fap to furry porn and BAAAAW for a few years and then ran off like a frothing psykopath/pussy to Abbadon land.Nobody knows if he received the forgiveness he wanted but he wasn't seen again. His last recorded words were "never more" or some emo poetry like that.