Fantasy Armor
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Fantasy armor has a long and noble tradition of awesomeness. Bear skin speedos, chainmail bikinis, massive codpieces, and boobplate are all standard equipment for adventuring parties and threads dedicated to ridiculous armors are a common sight on /tg/. Why does /tg/ celebrate such brazen sluttiness? The answers are known as the 3 Fs:
Freedom! - In a world where rules and restrictions constrain everything that we do, RPGs give a unique outlet to let loose your inner degenerate. In an RPG, if you want your warrior to wear nothing but a magic sock (which counts as full platemail) then nothing is stopping you.
Fun! - Elaborate and highly stylized armor is interesting and enjoyable to look at. An entire world filled 120% utilitarian equipment is boring and quickly becomes dull.
Fap! - Many /tg/ threads are in fact fap threads that are barely concealed as "armor" dumps.
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Yes, as anyone familiar with the complex, nuanced relationship men have with their cocks could guess, codpieces were sometimes incorporated directly into suits of plate armor. -
The Greeks were always big fans of Nipple Armor. -
Correction: the Greeks were flaming ass-bandits. -
Nevar enough girth! -
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Another venerable example of Nipple Armor, Blood Angels-approved thousands of years before they ever existed.
