Knight Commander Pask

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Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.

- Stalin

Knight Commander Pask and his trusty Pussy Punisher are renowned aross the Star Trek Universe 40k Universe.

Pask's first main victory was on Cyris, when the Cadian 423rd Armoured Regiment battled against Waaagh! Gutcutta. During the battle, Pask rammed his massive 'Lascannon' into the rear end of an Ork Bonecruncha. The power of his ht, sticky 'las bolt' produced from the tip of his mighty 'Lascannon' was too much for the young Ork Bonecruncha and it promptly exploded after Papa Bonecrusha found out that his little girl was pregnant.

Haytor's Massive Hole

Pask's mighty 'battle tank' was sliced from his body by Slaanesh worshipping Eldar on the world of Haytor's Hole. However, the Imperium's advanced prosthetic technology, a new robotic 'battle tank' was granted to Pask despite the offer of a Baneblade sized prosthetic.

Titanicus Penetratus

During the Saint Cyllia Massacres, Pask was responsible for the destruction of the Ravager-Class Titan Damnation Eternus, this was achieved when Pask's monstrous 'battle cannon' penetrated deep into the Titan's plasma reactor.