Lance

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A Fuckhuge LAZAR Turret about the size of an appartment building and a few football fields wide and long. Known to fuck all kinds of shit and ruin everyones day. It's barrels are so fucking massive they could fire three storey houses if needed. Mainly fitted on imperial navy ships and traitor fleet ships. Eldar have something like lances too but they aren't filled with hate like imperial ones.

Lances come in 3 fun sizes: single barreled to tripple barreled. Doubles and tripples go on anything larger than a battlecruiser.

The 'Lance' beam itself is a concentrated lazer filled with FUCK YOU AND RAGE which is known to onehit anything smaller than said battlecruisers. The Imperium also built a ship that spams lance turrets, infact fires those turrets as Broadsides.