NEET

NEET - Not in Education, Employment or Training. Some 80% of basement dwelling, parent mooching neckbeards will fit into this category no matter how hard they insist otherwise.

Signs to look for

Signs of being a NEET include; Neckbeard Falling in love with fictional characters, Spontanious combustion when exposed to direct sunlight, The inability to find one's penis under many layers of fat, Poor sleeping and eating habits (Meatbread), Social incompetence (including, but not limited to urinating one's self when confronted by a member of the opposite sex) and many many more

Of course, as long as you are Employed, in Education or Training you can have all of these and somehow be exempt from the title - For Shame.