Nurgle

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Grandfather Nurgle loves all of his Children.

Chaos God of disease, decay and filth. He is the only Chaos God with the power of Love. He promises freedom from pain, and the gift of life eternal. And choking bitches.

Nurgle's chosen are the Plague Marines, who have willingly accepted his myriad plagues, turning them into shambling, bloated zombie-like things that feel no pain. He gets along okay with Khorne (presumably because his marines are also pretty tough, and the Honor of Warriors/Love of Family thing is close enough) and hates Slaanesh because Nurgle dreams of becoming a real boy one day. He gets along with Tzeentch, though he is nerdy and annoying, Nurgle has designed bird flu, and when Tzeentch next time mentions that Nurgle needs exercise, that´ll be his last. And then the Nurgle is the one laughing!

Wait, where were we?

Nurgle's followers refer to him as Papa Nurgle, and usually paint their armor in snotty greens, dookie browns, or biley yellow. Most often greens, though.

Nurgle is Hero of all fa/tg/uys; disgusting, yet getting laid . Really! Wikipedia really!

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