30 hs
30 Hs otherwise known as HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is what happens when you have Khorne attempt to write a heavy metal Harry Potter fanfiction, then mix in Slaanesh levels of degenerate sex and Rape apes, Nurgle levels of disgusting, Tzeentch levels of warp magic and finally when the whole thing was said and done Malal came in and decided to destroy all sense of order or logic just because he could.
You can read it here, but we strongly recommend against doing so.
The "Story" is so insane that it by proxy turns the reader insane; it has been noted by the Administratum that if it were released into general knowledge it would cause so much insanity that its would cause complete societal breakdown and would possibly be the third biggest threat to the Imperium right after the Horus Heresy and the beast's WAAAGH… ok maybe not but we can all agree that this fanfic poses far more of a threat than a certain armless failure does to humanity
The story Starts with Dobby, an elf with advanced space armour adorned with a chainsaw dildo killing Space warriors by shooting them with boiling lasers that burn their flesh in another dimension and then sends them to get raped for all eternity by demonic spheres.
Meanwhile Harry Potter brings out his guitar Fuckslayer and kills the fuck out of two planets under the orders to "rock the fuck out" by Dumbledore in his cursed mummy armour. Before harry punches the fuck out of astral vampires and creates vampire cavemen on mars.
Then its revealed Dumblecop of the darkmeal has been faggarting a thousand suns.
Harry then finds a sandwich on a moon which was being guarded by a million thousand surf ninjas which only operate during the day and has a conversation with Rape Radbury while he eats the sandwich while Rape talks about how he has more money than anyone.
Then the Inquisition is unexpectedly torturing harry before harry is shown to be wearing women's underwear and so were they and this is proof that they were all men of the lord.
Then the Rape ape has harry tied down and 5.8 children Appear out of nowhere and merge with the Rape ape.
Then Harry awoke in a realm filled with disgusting nappys filled with rotting hot sauce and chicken bones, then finds himself in a laboratory full of machines that only beep and boop and produce blinking lights. Harry had flown out of the nose of an old man, who was drawn by the hand of an idiot, described as a sad attempt at humanity.
The next chapter makes a lot of sense in stating the rules about everything