The Bag

In /tg/, when you die, there are no angels, or tunnel with light, or perky goth chick who won't bang you but you will totally still imagine it.

There is only Death, with a tight schedule.

And there is also the bag.

Mentioning the bag is one of the easiest and most surefire trolling strategies.

I'll tell you this. This bag is pretty much instant death (unless you have a miracle, true resurrection spell or anything like that). Even Trolls wouldn't use that thing...or would they?

The Bag

YOU NEED TO GET FUCKING IN IT.

BLUH BLUH BLUH, YOUR FAMILY DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS - NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.

WELL SIR IT APPEARS THAT YOU DIED OF A CASE OF GETTING IN THE FUCKING BAG RIGHT NOW!

YEAH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS REALLY BUSY NOT HEARING YOUR MESSAGES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKING BAG LADY.