The God-Emperor of Mankind
The God-Emperor of Mankind is the figurehead ruler of the Imperium in the Warhammer 40k universe. The administration he established continues to govern the Imperium in his name, but it is generally accepted that the absence of the Emperor's proper guidance is what has turned the Imperium into the hellish mess that it is. In the Imperium, questioning whatever your superior tells you the Emperor's word happens to be today is treason and heresy, typically punished by execution.
At first The Emperor re-united humanity when it was going to shit with constant wars by establishing what is known today as the Imperium Guard. After that, he made the 20 Space Marine Legions we know today, back then each legion was comprised of 10,000 Space Marines instead of the chapters known today which only had 1000 marines which he made using a specific Primarch's DNA. However the Chaos Gods then whisked them away and scattered them through the universe. The Emperor then spent most of his years finding his sons while conquering several plants along the way from Alien control. After he found all 20 primarchs, he assigned them to their respective legions and had them retake humanity in a crusade of a grand scale. After much time, Horus Heresy erupts where 9 of the Legion rebel, he fought against Horus in an epic battle that ended it all at the cost of being mortally wounded to the point that he must be put permanently on a life support machine known as the Golden Throne. After that, the Imperium eventually degraded into the Grimdark empire we all know and love today.
It is established that the Emperor is pretty much the most powerful psyker alive, and whilst upon the Golden Throne requires the daily sacrifice of other psychics so that the Astronomicon is maintained. He is also tens of thousands of years old and has been secretly guiding humanity from behind the scenes for much of his lifetime. Theories variously suggest that he is also Sigmar of Warhammer Fantasy Battle fame, Chuck Norris, and Jesus. It is uncertain as to whether or not his internment on the Golden Throne is a good thing; some believe that if he were to die, the Imperium would be truly plunged into darkness, whereas others believe that if allowed to finally die he would reincarnate and return to unify the galaxy once more. Whatever the truth of the matter, Games Workshop are never going to advance the story, so it is mostly irrelevant.
He is sometimes referred to as the Empra or Emprah, a joke derived from the voice acting in the Dawn of War game, Soulstorm, specifically Indrick Boreale's final speeches.
After he shaved his goatee his chin radiated a brilliant light through the warp. The Imperial Navy used this light as a beacon to guide them through that terrible place.
The Emperor is so powerful that he could DESTROY SUNS BY SNAPPING HIS FINGERS!!! The Chaos Gods a scared shitless of this guy, and hope that he dies so they can thay over the universe. and if the God Emperor were to arise again Chaos would be FUCKED. The pussy Eldar fear that if the Emperor were to die a new Eye of Terror would be opened and Chaos would take over EVERYTHING! /b/ hails him as Peter the Cat, King of /b/!
He's born 8000 B.C in Anatolia, making him a Proto-Sumerian probably. He also masqueraded as many prophets, leaders and wise men throughout history to nudge humanity towards a more ordered society, including Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha, Gaius Julius Caesar and so on.
- "The Emperor was a brilliant scientist, a powerful warrior, and great psyker, but he was a terrible father..."
- -Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines, telling it like it is.
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The Emperor protects man from all. -
Son, I am disappoint. -
THE EMPEROR IS NOT A WOMAN! -
The Emperor's inter-dimensional being. -
He might be the most powerful Psychic vegetable in the universe but the Custodes can't give him a decent hygine program -
Oh God-emperor, how did this get here? I am not good with computers. -
Emperor rule 63! NO EXCEPTIONS! -
Not so divine now, is he?
