Twilight
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Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.
Plot Synopsis
Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit. After half a fucking book of quasi-romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (like you couldn't already fucking tell). Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;
I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire
Did I mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?
In conclusion:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
External Links
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Gaston does not approve of this faggotry. -
Stephen King: master troll. -
Oh sweet Buddha, tell me you're joking. -
The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
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The image above is a more accurate depiction of Twilight's fanbase than the screaming tweens you so often see in comics.
