Codex - Angry Custodes

VeryIntelligentShadeOfTheColourBlue: Good morning/midday/afternoon to everyone, and this is the page the codex page for the Angry Custodes. Now before anyone points this out, yes this is based/inspired heavily/mostly by the work of How Is The Doc and his Angry Marines codex for 8th edition, and by the whole idea of the Angry Marines created/regurgitated by /tg/.

All the rules on this page are the result of some mathshammering in my notebooks, and are therefore likely to be under powered/overpowered/unplayable/HERESY, and any lore I may add for these models/the Angry Custodes as a whole is also likely to be equally under cooked. Any feedback, as such, would be appreciated. I'm also only just learning how to edit wiki pages so my formatting may be a little shit.

Angry Custodes Rules

General Rules

• FUCK YOU AND YOUR COMMAND POINTS!!!:

A model/unit with this rule cannot receive any modifiers to dice rolls, leadership, rerolls, move distances etc (from friendly or enemy sources). They can however, be denied invulnerability saves etc. They also cannot be targeted by strategems, unless it is indirectly or generally (units in area x receive a mortal wound etc).

• ECHO IN THE FUCKING WARP COCKSUCKER!!!:

All other models within 12 inches subtract 1 from their leadership and psychic tests (friend and foe). At the beginning of your turn, you may deactivate this ability until the start of your next turn, but must then shoot with the following profile:

Name	MINDDAKKA!!!
Type	Pistol X/2
Range	2X
S	X+2
Ap	X/2
D	2
Abilities	Hits on a 2+, failed hits cause 2 mortal wounds to the firing unit. X= number of models in the firing unit, rounding down.

Only one model in the unit may shoot using this profile, and all other models in that models unit may not shoot their weapons while this effect is active. If this profile cannot hit an enemy unit, it hits a friendly unit instead, if it can't hit a friendly unit, then it hits the firers own unit.

• Ka FUUUUUUU!:

When a model with this rule is slain, it deal 1 mortal wound to the model which killed it, 1 mortal wound to the models unit, and 1 mortal wound to the slain models unit. If this ability would slay another model with this rule, then all units within 3 inches take 2 mortal wounds. If this effect would cause another model with this rule to be slain and for further activations, use the profile:

Name	Ka FUUUUUUU!
Type	N/A
Range	3X
S	N/A
Ap	N/A
D	X
Abilities	Damages all units in range and inflicts auto hitting mortal wounds. X=Number of the effect in the sequence eg. Second explosion would equal 2.

• NOT ANGRY ENOUGH: