Count Joe Kürbisgärtner

A /tg/ OC for Warhammer Fantasy designed to work as a battlescroll.

A humble Vampire Count on the outskirts of some damned blighted ground in the Empire nobody fucks with (Witch Hunters are bright enough not to poke a sleeping dragon without cause) who summons an army of corpses from said blighted locale because a WoC army pillaged his fields for rations while he was at market on their way to destroy the Empire.

His flag bearers are scarecrows. Franz grants him title and a medal for his service. The former is added to his mailbox name, the latter hangs on his favorite scarecrow.

. A heavily skeletal army with this Vampire dressed in over alls and a hat. Finds zombies most disturbing and ghouls having too foul table manners. Openly trades his crop with Empire and invades the fuck out of whomever fucks with his garden. Banner is a sun flower with a skull for a vase

Corpse wagon is full of skeletons chucking cabbages and pumpkins

>Hay ride: 50 point upgrade to Corpse Wagon. Gain 3 skeleton crew who can attack in any direction from the cart. Also gain a 6" ranged attack resolved at S3 which can be used in melee. > Pitchfork. For 20 points, Joe may take a pitchfork which allows him to strike any model behind his target in the same attack. >Jug (Instrument) For +10 points, musicians may take Jugs. Jugs provide an additional 1M to the unit.

> Count Joe Kürbisgärtner > Blood Dragon blood line > Found he was able to channel his suppression of the thrist in his dedication to his plants > Skeletal assistants help him grow his multi hundred acre crop, being washed to a gleam so to not contaminate his vegetables > Said skeletons have mastered precision, making them adept at severing whole bushels of crop, to severing dozens of heads with their weapons > Any army can ask for supplies > Joe will face their captain in combat > if worthy they may re supply from his field > if a passing army steals, Joe reaps their bodies like wheat until the debt is paid > Due to being washed daily they are clean in appearance > All weapons and armor are well maintained and thus are better in ability > Joe uses life spells in order to not provoke the thirst > Has gained a boon from thr natural world, being able to summon tree monsters as an allie > Gain regain wounds via the very ground struggling to keep Joe Alive > Gains +1 IN by drinking a flask of moonshine, only lasts one round