Death Love Doom

Death Love Doom
Module published by Self published
Rule System	Lamentations of the Flame Princess
Authors	James Raggi IV

Death Love Doom is a module for Lamentations of the Flame Princess, written by James Edward Raggi IV. It is based around the exploration of the estate of a rich merchant and its family. You can tell it's going to be good because it starts with a page of Raggi ranting about its failed marriage.

The adventurers will stumble upon a lot of gore scenes, find some loot that will probably cause more trouble than its worth, and fail to solve the problem at hand because the entire story already happened before the PCs even started the module.

The adventure

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The premise is quite simple. A rich merchant and its family have gone missing, and its up to the adventurers to find out what happened to them. The truth behind the whole affair is that an horrible monster captive in an amulet offered by the merchant to its wife was freed, and proceed to kill everyone in disgusting way. The monster (The Thing) is impossible to neutralize in a definitive way. The best you can do is kill him, at which point it will go back in the amulet, and then destroy said amulet. It will come back into another jewel after 444 days.

All the encounters within the estates are members of the family killed or manipulated by The Thing. Among other things, it includes a man who shoot acidic ooze by its penis and a fetus with a psychic attack inducing permanent stat reduction, You know, the usual stuff. Regarding the loot, most of it cannot be sold without attracting the attention of thieves and/or assassin, as the possessions of the family were alway coveted.