Dire Animal

"They're like wolves but they're dire"
- – South Park , Stick of Truth
Dire Animals are a term introduced in Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition, but the concept is far older than that, with countless Giant Man-eating [insert animal here] monsters appearing in BX/BECMI. The basic idea is that Dire Animals represent an "uber form" of a given animal - an animal that isn't so much magical as just insanely huge and badass beyond the limits of its normal kinsfolk. Like, you remember the wave of giant killer animal movies kickstarted by Jaws? Or the "giant prehistoric animals" common of Sword & Sorcery? That's basically what Dire Animals are in a nutshell.
Plus it doesn't hurt that they give druids and rangers the ability to stay relevant at higher levels, when "command a brown bear" just doesn't cut it anymore, because you're fighting things like dragonspawn on a regular basis.
Dire animals in 3e are typically portrayed as bigger and "more primal", which usually tends to boil down "stick lots of bony spikes on it and exaggerate the fangs/claws/teeth/horns". They have sometimes been suggested as a stand-in for primeval megafauna - the beasties of the Late Pleistocene and Early Holocene epochs - which used to appear alongside dinosaurs in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, but other books have explicitly statted various examples of such megafauna as completely separate entities from the Dire Animal template. (For some reason, an actual template was never made for Dire animals.)
For what it's worth, in the Monster Manual #1, the Dire Animal template's entire fluff boils down to this: Dire animals are larger, tougher, meaner versions of ordinary animals. Each kind tends to have a feral, prehistoric, or even demonic appearance.
The Dire Wolf, the one who started this whole mess, is actually based on a real life prehistoric wolf species, Aenocyon dirus. Real dire wolves weren't much bigger than modern day Canis lupus, but they had bigger teeth and a much stronger bite.
In the Midnight (d20) settings, Dire Animals are intelligent, with tribal cultures, and after centuries of mistrust have cut pacts and alliances with the Elves to fight the local Sauron proxy.
List of 3e Dire Animals
You can make a dire version of conceivably any animal, but these are the ones that have official stats.
Monster Manual 1
- Dire Ape
- Dire Badger
- Dire Bat
- Dire Bear
- Dire Boar
- Dire Lion
- Dire Rat
- Dire Shark
- Dire Tiger
- Dire Weasel
- Dire Wolf
- Dire Wolverine
Monster Manual 2
- Dire Toad
- Dire Hawk
- Dire Snake
- Dire Horse
- Dire Elk
- Dire Elephant
Frostburn
- Dire Polar Bear
Sandstorm
- Dire Hippopootamus
- Dire Jackal
- Dire Puma
- Dire Tortoise
- Dire Vulture
Stormwrack
- Dire Barracuda
- Dire Eel
Fiend Folio
- Dire Rhinoceros
Races of Stone
- Dire Eagle
Official Art Gallery
Bears
Wolves
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A Dire Wolf (or Worg; back then the two terms were interchangeable)
Bats
Boars
Tigers
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Is this tiger dire or is this man a halfling? the world may never know.
Weasels
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Skulls are popularly used to show scale.
Rats
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2e
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4e
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5e
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PF 1e
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PF 2e
Hyenas
Apes
Wolverines
Other Mammals
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Basically every animal got a dire version at some point
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Lynx
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Shrew
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Skunk
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Badger
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Porcupine
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Hippo
Eagles
See also the Roc.
Owls
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Dire Dire Owl
Ravens
Other Birds
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Pelican
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Swan
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Crane
Frogs
Toads
Snakes
Crocodiles
Snapping Turtles
See also the Dragon Turtle, which is usually depicted as a giant snapping turtle.
Lizards
Spiders
Scorpions
Ants
Beetles
Centipedes
Wasps/Hornets
Antlions
Flies
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♪You would not believe your eyes, if ten million Dire Flies♫
Dragonflies
Bees
Other Bugs
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Assassin Bug
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Mantis
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Cockroach
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Mosquito
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Tick
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Cricket
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Firefly
Crustaceans
Slugs
Snail
Leeches
Octopuses
Eels
Gars
Jellyfish
Ammonites
Gulper Eels
Starfish
Angler Fish
Squid
See also the Kraken.
Shark
Catfish
Other Sea Animals
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Pike
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Seahorse
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Lamprey
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Nautilus
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Pufferfish
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Viperfish
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Carp
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Lungfish
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Piranha
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Electric Eel