Dirgesinger

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Dirgesingers are a DND prestige class for Bards. Dirgesingers are emo bards of any non-good alignment that only sing sad songs about things like death, dying, and how they wear tight pants to get girls to like them but they still can't get dates. Dirgesingers, much like regular emo faggots, seek to spread the disease of their unending melancholy and melodrama to the masses through song because they think only depressed faggots understand the world.

Dirgesingers are rock gods in death-obsessed goth cultures and are allowed into secret hierarchies and shit, where death priests ask them to write faggy emo poetry about the recently deceased that makes their death sound overly important, then put it to song and perform it at the funeral.

Requirements and hot dice for dirge singers

Hit Die: d6

To qualify to become a Dirgesinger, a character must fulfill all the following criteria:

   * Alignment: Any nongood
   * Skills: Knowledge (religion) 4 ranks, Perform (any) 8 ranks
   * Feats: Requiem.
   * Special: Bardic music class feature.