Dungeons and Dragons in Film
Here we discuss the various attempts and fails to bring the Dungeons and Dragons IP to the Silver Screen.
Dungeons and Dragons (2000 film)
In the land of Izmir the mages rule and everyone else is oppressed by them, apparently. The Empress wants to change that while evil mage-guy Profion (played by Jeremy Irons hamming it up like it's overtime at the meat smoking plant) wants to keep it this way. Problem is that the Empress has a septre that lets her control Yellow Dragons. So Profion set out to get another septre that would let him control Red Dragons. A couple of Rogues (a white guy called Ridley Freeman and his 90s comedic black sidekick Snails) get caught up with a apprentice mage named Marina in a plot to get that Staff while being harried by Profion's blue lipped minion and his discount minions.
It's pretty bad. It might have some "so bad it's good" charm, but it's still bad.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Coming soon to a theatre near you on March 31st.
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