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bottomless pit of horror called tgchan. Typical scalie fantasy. Scalies are anthropomorphic creatures of the reptile and amphibian variety. As furries are nicknamed such for their humanoid shape covered in fur, scalies tend to have a coating of scales much like the animals they represent. However, some scalies, including draconids, have very light or no true scales, but flesh more like a Sex between furries. Most commonly used in the form of "Yiff in Hell", indicating to furries that they or their sexual practices are not welcome in a given locale. Furries sexual interaction is a field w human's. Scalies are also furry fans with a preference for lizard, reptile, dragon and dinosaur characters and themes. It is also a self-moniker for the users of alt.fan.dragons, a Usenet discussion group for all things drakōn. Not to be confused with dragonborn (because they don't ask to be fucked and raped constantly) Yiffing hat can be consider the greatest catalog of paraphilia in the net, reaching any possible excessive sexual deviation known by modern psychology. Good places to yiff include: HELL, HELL, and, HELL. And the occasional Warp. Bad places to yiff include: everywhere else. A furry DM in action. Satan His kingdom of Hell has been ruined by all the influx of furries. The influx of them drove the immortal Prince of Darkness into suicide (and succeeding) and replaced him with the Prince of Pleasure. Things That are Not Furry 100% is fine too.HERESY!*BLAM* DANGEROUSLY CHEESY Distaste for furries often backfires on /tg/, when overly zealous anons cannot find any furries to abuse and turn their attention to people involved in innocuous practices. In particular, you should check yourself if you find you are calling someone a furry for any of the following: *Playing Bunnies and Burrows (without masturbating). *Discussing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness. *Watching Disney movies and other movies with anthropomorphic characters (without masturbating). *Monstergirls. Suggesting they human characters with only one or two animal features (such as ears, minute resemblance of claws/fur on the body or a tail) are not furry, and the boundary of furry is only breached when you start sighting other obviously animal characteristics (nd fuck your shit up]]. You've been warned.

  • Playing gnolls, minotaurs, Orks

Dispute rages over what exactly consti wh, kobolds and in some extreme cases elves (lol see what we did there).

  • Discussing something such as Ruby Quest, which primarily has given the characters animal features in order to easily differentiate between them within its simple style.tutes furry. There are two major schools of thought on the subject. [[Skub|One holds that catgirls and other essentially near-hairlessill such as an altereddeveloping around the idea of exterminating all of them and let Gary Gygax decide which ones are and
  • Werewolves as despite the frequent overlap, werewolves by themselves are not furry.

ich aren't. skeletal structure, a face that resembles an actual animal and full-body-fur) (this does not stop trolls from calling Horo furry, however). On the other hand the second school of thought maintains that nobody fucking cares. There are hints of a stcount as furry to any veteran of /tg/ and/or /d/ will result in your typical fa/tg/uy [[Eversor|broiling over with rage aforming third school

Furries on /tg/

Flare

Originally introduced to /tg/ by some creepy furfag that would spam her picture in drawfag threads constantly, Flare was since kidnapped from her creator to receive an extreme makeover in the hands of /tg/: Hated by absolutely everyone, she had to endure constant abuse and fighting ever since childhood, turning her into a sociopathic fuckup. Posting an image of old Flare with or without text used to be the easiest form of trolling on all of /tg/ - Not even 4e could have elicited as much blind rage from the board - but the new Flare has since cut the worst edge out of it. More importantly, what /tg/ did to her is bugging the shit out of the original flarefag, which is awesome.

There is no art of her anywhere except the original image and the ones that Drawfags have made. Trolls sometimes refer to Flare as a mascot of /tg/, but this is so unthinkably wrong and horrifying that you are advised to stop thinking about the possibility.

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