Gabriel Angelos
Gabriel Angelos is the Captain of the Blood Ravens 3rd Company. The company first appears in the Dawn of War game. A captain of the Blood Raven third company, and therefore not chapter master, and anyone who does not believe this is so and mistook him for Chapter Master is clearly a frothing juvenile with the attention span of an ignominious son of a rodent, Gabrial Angelos was thought long to be Chaper Master of the Blood Ravens, this had been thus disproved by the long awaited reveal of the Chapter Master, who is a scheming Jew and Heretic called Azariah Kyras. In the many battles that transpired during the Campaign of Chaos Rising, Gabrial Angelos stayed on the Litany of Fury and did very little, this time having no excuse as he wasn't stuck in the warp, lazy old codger that he is. He was also branded a traitorous heretic by Kyras the Jew through the Elite Guard leader Diomedes. However, depending on the Force Commander's actions, Diomedes can be persuaded to see that Kyras is a heretic or can simply be slain.
At the end of the game, Angelos made this speech;
"Brothers! We are victorious! We have driven the Black Legion from the sector, and destroyed their vile daemon! Yet, there is a new, greater threat has risen, and the damage has been done. For our chapter has been revealed to be in the hand of a mad man, and a heretic! Kyras, (The Jew) he who should be the greatest of us, has bargained away his soul to the Gods of Chaos. Now, he labels US and heretics, brothers, this CAN not, WILL not stand! LET NONE FIND US WANTING, BY CHAPTER AND EMPEROR!"
The rest of the speech regarding the Force Commander and his men depends on how well you take care or nor going to Chaos. Maintaining a high purity level leads you to becoming the Force of Retribution within the Chapter. Maintaining a neutral purity level means you are exiled to the Eye of Terror for at least a 100 years until you die or kill everyone, or finally, at full corruption, Angelos swears to kill you for becoming a Chaos Lord.
Contrary to other stubborn, hot-headed captains of other Spess Mehreen chapters, Gabe is cool and calm in most situations - like Vance Motherfucking Stubbs. Instead of first killing the enemies and then helping the population, Gabriel manages just as planned tactics that let him do both things at the same time.
Apparently Gabriel had to call the Inquisition after a recruiting excursion to his home planet, Cyrene, when he discovered some heretical(no one really knows) shit going on. The Inquisition launched an Exterminatus to fix it, which resulted in Gabe turning into a mournful bastard and also the only mournful bastard left alive from Cyrene.
Gabriel's friend and one of the only other survivors from Cyrene was Isador Akios, a Librarian that served in Gabriel's company. Isador got lured to Chaos by SIINDRIIII and his Chaos Bongo, however, which obviously led the man to treachery and betrayal. Later on Gabe fought one on one against Isador. Isador blamed Gabe for the Exterminatus of Cyrene, but Gabe claimed that he did it for the good of humanity. Isador may have further argued the point, but Gabriel instead decided to cut the bullshit and to perform a time-honored Space Marine cleansing ritual to free Isador from the dark gods; the ritual itself closely resembled emptying a bolter round into Isador's head.
The Midget Goto wrote a series of DOW books(this pleased him) which were about Gabriel's adventures, but since this only provoked Nerd Rage from both fans and Redshirts alike his stuff is not CANON.
After losing his pal Isador, Gabriel got very lonely, but luckily Farseer Macha became kind of intrigued with him and his Spess Mehreen badassery, and it is believed that Gabriel and Macha dated. In fact some claim that Gabe Angelos claimed Macha's virginity - this, of course, for great justice - in an effort to create a super Spess Mehreen Psyker that someday may become the first Blood Raven metal figure. OH NO HE DID NOT I FUCKED HER FIRST!!! THEN KILLED HIS ASS FOR TRYING TO FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!' .... or that is what everyone tough. For the emperor wouldn't become hard even if he took 40k blue pills.
Gabe has the ability to call devastating and imbalanced Orbital Bombardments on enemy HQs and he has an inquisitorial, demon ass-kicking and/or killing hammer named Godsplitter, given to him by his new Inquisitor friend Mordecai Toth.
In Dawn of War II Gabe is back and now has 1. a bitchin' cape 2. like invincibility or some shit.
Also has a sexy old man voice.
A SEXY OLD MAN VOICE THAT DIDN'T EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLE THE VOICE HE HAD IN THE FIRST GAME.
Good thing he's back in Chaos Rising with his old voice :I.
They aren't the same actor?
It was the original VA's brother.
Gabriel Angeloss can now be played online via mod!: [1] - Download Link, credit goes to the one that made it.
Are you Mad Human!? We must cordinate attack or we will pe '¡It shut yer trap Alien!, SSSINDRIII and his chaos bongo stand no chance. Gabriel Angelos gave a warcry and leaded his troops in a micro dance that seemed suicide. WE ARE BLOOD RAVENS
This Mon Keigh , tough macha must be a newbie, They have no tactical maneuvers at all, no doubt they will perish at the might of the Demon Prince.
But the Farseer was wrong , the Alpha Legion and Sindri which had just ascended to Demonhood where defeated by Gabriel and his forces due to loads of micro-management, dancing and taking cover. Yes it was that easy.Eat poop and die! cried Angelos as he smashed Sindriii with Godspliter, You Demonfag!
How is this possible?! He actually did it!... Macha was left speechless ,But then there was the issue of the chaos bongo.
Do not destroy the Bongo! ,You will doom us all!
Ignore that 4k year old Virgin Captain! said The Inquisitor Mordecai Destroy it before it leads others to ruin!
You know not what you do! We cannot allow this! Take that Human down!
NOOOOO! Cried Gabriel! And he shattered the Chaos Bongo with the might of he's thunder kickass killing demon hammer!.
You Retarded FOOL! You have dammed us all!
Damnation and doom can have kiss my bolter end and will do so as much times as needed.
Well done Gabriel! I knew you would do the right thing for the Imperioum of man, then they boarded a thunderhawk that took them to their fleetleaving Tartarus to the Maledictum and the warp storm to their own fate
This Mon Keigh was insane! Macha had never seen someone so do so much folish acts in a row, but then again had he not surpassed all the obstacles that assured doom? Had he not defeated the Alpha Legion and its Demon Prince? Maybe he was not insane, maybe he was just too badass to be true . she didnt know how to feel, if either angry or impressed about it. Then She fleed with her troops to the nearest webway.
Ohh Eldrad Will surely be Pissed when he gets to know about this.Tought Macha as she took off her helmet. But then her toughts moved back to Gabriel, such fearless person [He doesn't afraid of anything -Ed.]. He embraced the danger with such determination that the day would end up being he's at the end [It gets really tiring reading even this far. Has anyone ever watched Manos the Hands of Fate? Even with the MST3K commentary? It's like that. Even if you make fun of the movie the entire time, it's just so inextricably boring -Ed.].
She didnt know much about her father wich was presumely adoptive, for she was from beil-tan while he was from Ulthwe. She had spend a rough childhood of favoritism with her Sister Taldeer wich was Eldrad's real daughter. But but now she was among her people at Biel-Tan wich are true warriors that seek to revive the glory of the days when the Eldar had an empire across the stars. From all the Craftworlds they where the one growing back to what they used to be in the past. Strong and flourishing, This made Macha feel like she was with family at the contrary of her days on Ulthwe which made her very sad
The mission she had just carried was something that the Council of Biel-Tan had done in order to aid their sister craftworld Ulthwe , and something that may lead a catastrophe for the craftworld in the future. They knew of her failure already, for the Eldar are psychic Beings and they communicate as much trough telepathy as they do by speaking [You know, sometimes I think about how embarrassing that would be, to live in a world in which everybody can read each other's minds. I wonder if we'd just become dismissive of obtuse or offensive thoughts, or if we'd have to be explaining ourselves all the time to one another -Ed].
Eldrad was furious when he heard of this news [As was foretold in an earlier part of the story. Foreshadowing anyone? No? Ok -Ed.], he didn't wanted to speak with the council but with the woman that had led the operation and that was Macha. When she came to confront him, Eldrad scolded her like a kid and compared her to his other the succesful daughter Taldeer. Which had accomplished various achievements that had increased her gamerscore greatly, one of them in which she successfully tricked various fractions in Lorn V.
Later on she left and decided to relax for as much as little as she could due to Biel-Tan had constant operations and the only time of peace that they knew was when they prepared for war.
She was sad and frustrated, almost crying. Why did all of this had to happen to her , she had only tried to do the right thing but she was never good enough. Never enough to be better than Taldeer ,She tough on her sister and on how easely she obtained boyfriends A+'s and of how easy her life went. She decided that this was not going to help her on feeling any good until it came to her mind then.
That Mon Keigh on steroids that she has just met! The Space Marine Captain! How strong he had been, how brave and confident he was. Then she noticed it, she felt good when she tough on him , she liked it. For that brief Mission on Tartarus Macha had come to admire that Space Marine called Gabriel Angelos, she wanted to be like him but she couldn't afford those toughs for he had he's own purpose during that time.
It was irrelevant now, If her sister could hang out and consort with that Assasin then Macha couldn't see the reason of why not go and give a quick look at Gabriel
She was feeling good now, and she dressed quickly with her wargear and with a group of Rangers they went to the Location of Gabriel Angelos, at Rahe's Paradise .
There they had a tea party while the chaplains recruited new initiates and the future commander of DOWII leaded suicidal missions while keeping his entire squads a live. They also invited the Sisters of Battle and Davian Thule where they talked about a future expansion which would take place in Kronus.
However they all ignored that the Midget Goto patrolled the Vicinities with its Motorbike, which pleased him. As the events occured he wrote his book at his own point of view which has always pleased him greatly.
He kept riding his bike until some new guy came and robbed him of his Job. The Irish Lepper Goto, had to sell his motorbike and stopped writing his fan fic books so he could live happily with his vending machine and his three ruling cats.
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= Scorned by the Luv that may BOOM! /or/ You want me to write What?!
Farseer Taldeer! Dreamer of Wet dreams and spouse of the stinger of faggots, watched enviously across the galaxy. There in the comfort of her comfortable room she sat and saw the new interest of her beloved sister sister.
Consorting with humans was one thing, but with a SPACE MARINE was a whole new level! She hated her, only herself had the rights for such attentions. A cross the room sat the Vindicare Assasin Polishing his sniper rifle and cleaning his googles. Taldeer was in her days so the hypocrite hate towards her sister was doubled. The Assasin despised Machas as well, he was hardly kind towards her but only for pity.
Macha had returned to her home world of Biel-Tan which was a place of sunny dale where the Eldars could get a Tan that was Muy Bueno It was very clean and more silver and bleached boned like never before. She was glad to have returned to its homeworld not just now that everything was flowers and rainbows, but way before when she was a child and she lived in Ulthwe with her uncle Eldrad and her cruel Bitch sister/cousin Taldeer. But that was left half dead in the past just as that half dead craftworld, Now macha had finally an official Love interest!
Back In Ulthwe which suffered an economic crisis and lack of population. Taldeer had decided to screw Macha's new boyfriend by fcking up his chapter. The Blood Ravens they where called, such a new chapter they where noobs LOL. The assasin Informed Taldeer that the Blood Ravens where going to a Planet called Kronus to start a Dark Crusade. Taldeer jumped of happiness with her husband and she went running to her father to talk to him about the matter. Apparently her sister had befriended a Blood Ravens Marine, a loylaist and pathetic splinter of the Thousand Sons, or so the fans say.
It was Granted Taldeer and an entire Host with the last models of fire prisms, falcons and her daddy's favorite china portals that where given to her, Went to Kronus There they stablished their base in Tyrea so they could screw the operations of the Blood Ravens. However Taldeer was not alone, with her help her husband managed to manipulate the impetuous 13 year old commander of the kronus liberators 1st Regiment LUKAS Alexander. They tricked him to attack the blood ravens and convinced him that he had more right to keep the planet for himself than the Blood Ravens.
So the Crusade Began, for Taldeers surprise the Commander of the Blood Ravens wasnt Gabriel Angelos but some guy called Davian Thule or Fool as she fancied to call him. Nevertheless to bad was for her, Relic declared that the Blood Ravens won and that they Anhilated every other faction. Taldeer was so emo that she let herself get raped by the bolter fire of the space marines, her luxury host got obliterated and the super expensive china portals of her dad had been crushed.
Such loss that the craftworld will never be able to heal.
The loss of his beloved wife drove the Vindicare Assasin Mad! So full of Nerd Rage that for typing so much he couldnt micro in time and he got Imba raped by the psychic power of the new Grey Knights.
Across the stars Macha invited Angelos and his company to a party at her craftworld place where the Blood Ravens and Biel-Tan became friends. They drinked martinis broke some piñatas, had a great lunch and danced all night. Meanwhile in the middle of the party, Gabriel Angelos and Macha they consumed their virginity, their echoes of passion resonated trought the corridors of the strike cruiser Litany of Fury. And Machas moans of love reached the highest towers of her craftworld. With the Omnisaiah as their witness the world knew that Macha was the 40k year old virgin no more and that now she had a boyfriend.
And that is why from now on Ulthwe is always the craftworld that oposses the Blood Ravens in the DOW games. For spite and grudge, for befriending Macha and her craftworld and ultimately killing their Bloom Lover Faggot Icons. The loss of such faggotry, couldnt be undone.
Up to date the Ulthwe craftworld has failed all their attempts at screwing the Blood Ravens. Also the Thousand Sons went LMAO and stole the keys to the Eldar Black Library, Eldrad decided that it was time to adjust accounts with the parents of the Blood Ravens, however he failed and got sucked into the warp. While the Thousand sons LAUGHED THEIR ASSES OFF and the Nerds Raged across the warp.
Farseer Taldeer! Dreamer of Wet dreams and spouse of the stinger of faggots, watched enviously across the galaxy. There in the comfort of her comfortable room she sat and saw the new interest of her beloved sister sister.
Consorting with humans was one thing, but with a SPACE MARINE was a whole new level! She hated her, only herself had the rights for such attentions. A cross the room sat the Vindicare Assasin Polishing his sniper rifle and cleaning his googles. Taldeer was in her days so the hypocrite hate towards her sister was doubled. The Assasin despised Machas as well, he was hardly kind towards her but only for pity.
Macha had returned to her home world of Biel-Tan which was a place of sunny dale where the Eldars could get a Tan that was Muy Bueno It was very clean and more silver and bleached boned like never before. She was glad to have returned to its homeworld not just now that everything was flowers and rainbows, but way before when she was a child and she lived in Ulthwe with her uncle Eldrad and her cruel Bitch sister/cousin Taldeer. But that was left half dead in the past just as that half dead craftworld, Now macha had finally an official Love interest!
Back In Ulthwe which suffered an economic crisis and lack of population. Taldeer had decided to screw Macha's new boyfriend by fcking up his chapter. The Blood Ravens they where called, such a new chapter they where noobs LOL. The assasin Informed Taldeer that the Blood Ravens where going to a Planet called Kronus to start a Dark Crusade. Taldeer jumped of happiness with her husband and she went running to her father to talk to him about the matter. Apparently her sister had befriended a Blood Ravens Marine, a loylaist and pathetic splinter of the Thousand Sons, or so the fans say.
It was Granted Taldeer and an entire Host with the last models of fire prisms, falcons and her daddy's favorite china portals that where given to her, Went to Kronus There they stablished their base in Tyrea so they could screw the operations of the Blood Ravens. However Taldeer was not alone, with her help her husband managed to manipulate the impetuous 13 year old commander of the kronus liberators 1st Regiment LUKAS Alexander. They tricked him to attack the blood ravens and convinced him that he had more right to keep the planet for himself than the Blood Ravens.
So the Crusade Began, for Taldeers surprise the Commander of the Blood Ravens wasnt Gabriel Angelos but some guy called Davian Thule or Fool as she fancied to call him. Nevertheless to bad was for her, Relic declared that the Blood Ravens won and that they Anhilated every other faction. Taldeer was so emo that she let herself get raped by the bolter fire of the space marines, her luxury host got obliterated and the super expensive china portals of her dad had been crushed.
Such loss that the craftworld will never be able to heal.
The loss of his beloved wife drove the Vindicare Assasin Mad! So full of Nerd Rage that for typing so much he couldnt micro in time and he got imba raped by the psychic power of the new Grey Knights.
Across the stars Macha invited Angelos and his company to a party at her craftworld place where the Blood Ravens and Biel-Tan became friends. They drinked martinis broke some piñatas, had a great lunch and danced all night. Meanwhile in the middle of the party, Gabriel Angelos and Macha they consumed their virginity, their echoes of passion resonated trought the corridors of the strike cruiser Litany of Fury. And Machas moans of love reached the highest towers of her craftworld. With the Omnisaiah as their witness the world knew that Macha was the 40k year old virgin no more and that now she had a boyfriend.
And that is why from now on Ulthwe is always the craftworld that oposses the Blood Ravens in the DOW games. For spite and grudge, for befriending Macha and her craftworld and ultimately killing their Bloom Lover Faggot Icons. The loss of such faggotry, couldnt be undone.
Up to date the Ulthwe craftworld has failed all their attempts at screwing the Blood Ravens. Also the Thousand Sons went LMAO and stole the keys to the Eldar Black Library, Eldrad decided that it was time to adjust accounts with the parents of the Blood Ravens, however he failed and got sucked into the warp. While the Thousand sons LAUGHED THEIR ASSES OFF and the Nerds Raged across the warp.