General Lukas Alexander
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The Imperial Governer-Militant in Dark Crusade. Considered a step down in manliness from General Sturnn, Alexander remains a fucking manly motherfucker, especially since Dark Crusade ends with a canon ending for the Imperial Guard, successfully destroying the Necrons, stopping an Ork WAAAAGH!! Dead in its tracks, capturing the Eldar witch Taldeer, forcing the Tau off-world, kicking Eliphas The Inheritor's ass, and driving off the Blood Ravens when their commander was too much of a tool and refused to fuck off. So whilst he does not reach the manliness of the other Imperial generals in the series, he has the standard-issue set of fist-size steel balls all guardsmen have, and he is, as such, still pretty badass.