Kender
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Kender are a fantasy race in D&D's Dragonlance setting. They are basically halflings, with ADHD and kleptomania thrown in. No one apparently saw how terrible a decision that was.
Most of their fluff involves them stealing things and getting pissed when they are accused of it ("It must have fallen into my pocket"). What fluff doesn't involve theft directly is more focused on how much everyone loves the cute little Kender anyway.
They generally cause a lot of rage in anyone who reads anything about them.
All Kender must fucking die.