Laser Cleric

Laser Cleric is 4e Dungeons & Dragons slang that arose shortly after the leak of the 4th edition manuals. It was noticed that clerics had access to a first-level "At-Will" power called Lance of Faith, which was described as essentially zapping enemies with a holy laser. Unfortunately for the Laser Cleric, it was also soon discovered that, while hilarious, so-called Laser Cleric builds were not actually very mechanically powerful.
Particularly unlucky players dubbed this poser "Sacred Lance of Missing".