Major Tom

Major Tom is the hot new sensation storming /tg/. Basically, Major Tom (from David Bowie's "Space Oddity") is turned into an unkillable, immortal (and ever-so-slightly batshit insane) skeleton... and then lands in a Dungeons & Dragons campaign.
Major Tom is constantly plagued by "Top of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's" songs played through his communications systems.
Major Tom is armed with a "Space Mace" made from pieces of his ship cold welded together along with a jet-pack 'Made of Screams and powered by the life force of all those who have died in space', he also has a wishing star embedded in his skull that he uses to give little girls ice-cream and toys.
Back on earth he is a Russian Cosmonaut with his wife and adopted daughter called Charly
Hilarity (and feels) ensues, obviously.
More soon, don't worry.
- First thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31236570/
- Second thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31246243/
- Third thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31282599/