NEET

NEET - Not in Education, Employment or Training. Some 80% of basement dwelling, parent mooching neckbeards will fit into this category no matter how hard they insist otherwise.

Signs to look for

Signs of being a NEET include:

• Neckbeard
• Falling in love with fictional characters,
• Spontanious combustion when exposed to direct sunlight,
• The inability to find one's penis under many layers of fat,
• Poor sleeping and eating habits (Meatbread),
• Social incompetence (including, but not limited to urinating one's self when confronted by a member of the opposite sex)

Of course, as long as you are Employed, in Education or Training you can have all of these and somehow be exempt from the title - For Shame.