Neckbeards

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Neckbeards are, surprisingly test12 enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or roleplayer. This is a primary reason why users frequenting /tg/ are nicknamed "neckbeards" as well.

The glorious neckbeard.

According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of nerdrage, that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard.

A more plausible theory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of tears. Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness.

Banhammer40kun Is known to have a large neckbeard.