Profit

A common meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E.

How to Profit

1) Fuck a goat named Darren

2) Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying.

3) Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon.

4) Tell the disco marines that they can't dance.

5) Tell the manly marines that their 2305- Evening Sing Song is cancelled.

6) PROFIT