Squat Crusade: The Musical
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In Squat Crusade: The Musical, the players are some of the last Squats in the galaxy, having narrowly escaped the destruction of the Homeworlds. Their objective is to rebuild their race (because 6e says it's okay), but they must deal with a hostile galaxy, enemies who would see them burn, and their own ineptitude.

Episodes
- First thread - Vae Vectis
- Second thread - A Fistful of Dollars
- Third thread - Cities of Gold
- Fourth thread - That Which Seeks The Sun
- Fifth thread - Snow Moose Samba
- Sixth thread - Megaton
- Seventh thread - Galactus Must Feed
- Eighth thread - Foresight...
- Ninth thread - Kamikaze
- Tenth thread - Ignition
- Eleventh thread - PhoeniX Bolt
- Twelfth thread - Fly in the Freedom
- Thirteenth thread - Follow
- Fourteenth thread - Always a Bigger Fish
- Fifteenth thread - Sigma Harmonics
- Sixteenth thread - Turnabout Heresy
- Seventeenth thread - Sunfury
- Eighteenth thread - Dark Empire
- Nineteenth thread - Angel Voice
The Brotherhood
The stars of Squat Crusade: The Musical
Philip Ragebeard - Warlord
Mortimer the Lazy - Hearthguard
Kim Il Sung - Guild Pilot
Engineer Velm - Guild Engineer