Tiji, Latvia

In dire economic times, a nation strapped for cash will occasionaly sell an entire town for a relatively small sum of money. The result of /tg/'s population purchasing one of these towns is Tiji, Latvia, a setting overflowing with neckbeardery and grimdark. Facing such threats as old Soviet war machines, severely mutated bears, and BEES, the fa/tg/uys of Tiji construct a mighty fortress, building up and digging down, greedily excavating the unholy ground and thrusting ever deeper into Earth's sweet, moistened crust.

Opening

One Latvian town is on sale for some 323 thousand dollars… You can pay by installments for ten years for a small town with 70 different houses and buildings, among which there are ten residential buildings with 551 apartments, hotel, clinic, hospital, kindergarten, club, post office, boiler house, water tower, garages plus underground bunkers and shelters in case of nuclear war. The authorities of Latvia decided to take this step because of the hard consequences of the global financial crisis.