Setting:Unified Setting/Goblins

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Goblins are evil. That means you can kill them with no remorse.

They are fun and easy to kill. Plus they are short, have low hit-dice and are ugly. Attack away adventurers! Goblins are the low-hanging fruit of the experience point orchard!

Unified Setting Description

Goblins are perhaps the most widely-spread race. Formerly a powerful race, centered in the Sea of Ghosts, they were masters of the world. A talent for necromancy doomed their race though and in a great cataclysm their continent was sunk, leaving only scattered islands.

The goblins adapted. On the mountains remaining above the waves dedicated goblins made their new home, while refugees settled in the cities of other races, or battle them for territory. The goblins who still brave the Sea of Ghosts split their time between hunting the undead created during their fall and pirating the ships of other races crossing above their former home.

Goblin religion includes a legendary king-figure, known as Jareth, who will return to unite goblinkind and return them to their former glory. All of the above is considered to be self-aggrandizing crap from a beaten and broken race by most. But goblin skill in sailing, gunnery and zombie-killing is respected.

Goblins have created a gunpowder-like substance called boom jelly. Their warships mount actual cannon, a feat no other race has equaled on land or sea. Boom jelly is also used in the matchlock pistols carried by pirate raiders. Boom jelly requires an ingredient found only on their home islands.

The gunpowder used by the Lawless Human Cities is considered a piss-poor substitute.


Fall of the Goblins

Roughly 800 years ago, the Goblins were a major superpower. Based on a small continent in what is now the Sea of Ghosts, they possessed advanced magical skills, especially in the powerful field of necromancy.

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"Long ago in time forgot, the ancient necromancer lords searched to hard and far for the knowledge in the dark, and woke the nameless horrors that sleep beyond the world. Those beings came and the gods had war with them, a fight for the survival of the world and all its past, present and future, for they outer gods would devour time itself. Yet those ancient necromancers were the ones who finally drove them back: for they took the body of a fallen god, his head and lower body crushed to naught and his hands sliced clean away, and woke his flesh again with the very power of their enemies. Thus risen was the Phantom Shadow Beast, Bongo Bongo, and deep below the earth he beat the rhythm that tied those ineffable horrors to time, forcing them to flee or else to age and die.

All the mortal world forgets him now, save only in the dustiest of ancient necrotexts, and in the darkest rumours of the dwarves: for when the people of the earth venture deep, beyond the clang of anvils and the echo of words in their halls, to the deepest, darkest silence of the uttermost depths, they may hear the distant rhythm that echoes up from beneath the world. The beat of Bongo Bongo.

He is the One that leads the Dance of Ruin. This is the giant necromantic effect that spawns the necrostorms whenever someone else casts necromancy. Incidentally, it also keeps the illithids and Goblin Lich Kings at the bottom of the ocean. If he ever stops, the world will know silence. For a time."

The creation of an undead god saved the world, but doomed the Goblins. Either the strain of casting the spell, a final retributive strike from the Outer Gods, or just the world itself convulsing in horror at what had been done, the Goblin homeland was destroyed in a cataclysm. Sinking beneath the waves, subsidence and tidal waves expanded small saltwater marshes into the vast swamps inhabited by the Lizardfolk and the Doobies.

The Goblin lich-kings were trapped by their own creation, forced to haunt the sunken tomb-cities of what was once a great race. There they do battle with the secretive, aquatic race known as the Illith. The Illith kingdoms were devastated more than any surface nation by the fall of the Goblins and they have used looted magi-tech and their own bio-engineering to create a war machine that they are now using to raid coastal villages for their own arcane purposes.