Backgammon

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A descendant of the royal game of Ur. Backgammon is an ancient board game, where you throw dice and move pieces accordingly. The word itself is said to have come from the words "back game". As this marvelous piece of entertainment was commonly played in the back rooms of seedy taverns and cheap whorehouses. Generally considered a "trash game". As in: Something everyone has played at one point of their life but didn't pay that much attention to it; like Chess or tic-tac-toe

All games pretty much advance to this










The horrible, horrible violence

Being the favourite game of middle-asians, this simple buttons and dice game sparks wild bouts of anger and violence. It is thought that image of jagged teeth ignites the animalistic portions of the brain and encourages the individual to a frenzy of uncontrollable rage. This is accentuated by the fact that a complete idiot is able to win against a veteran by sheer luck.


Many have lost their lives over this horrible amusement, which is why you should steer clear of it and play something else.


Doubling cube

In case the casual violence wasn't good enough for you: Try throwing some money on the table, raise the stakes and risk losing your left floating rib.

Do you know how this shit works? Cause I don't.