Boatmurdered

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Boatmurdered is the story of an infamous Dwarf Fortress succession game played by Something Awful. Highlights include elephantine genocidal warfare against incessantly moronic dwarves and "Fuck the World" levers that annihilate everything outside of the fortress in a cloud of all-annihilating steam. There really is no good way to convey the insanity beyond reading the story itself. So go do so.