Cake

delicious and moist

This article or section is EXTRA heretical. Prepare to be purged.

The following is not true:

• this page
• the game
• epic win
• cake, of course
• anonymous is legion
• This site. Especially this site.
• the course of history
• anyone that claims to haet pizza
• everything
  • anything
    • something
      • Cybering
        • your mom
          • women's rights
            • women on the internet
              • -4 Str

Not to be confused with Caek, a fourth-wall-breaking, Deadpool-reading, genderbending anthropomorphic thing from Bar'd.