Catfolk

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Catfolk are a race from Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition, designed especially for godless furry-lovers. Proofs are just below this point.

Appearance

Catfolk have definite cat features: a short muzzle, whiskers, vertical pupils, a long, graceful tail, and legs shaped like those of big cats; however they walk upright, albeit with a slight stoop. Their skin is covered in a coat of soft fur of any soft color, and their eyes are usually green, yellow or brown. Catfolk have no hair, just fur on their head, and their ears are those of a cat. Their arms are human, but furred less and less going down until their slightly shorter-than-human hands are furless.

Personality

Catfolk are optimists in all respects. They take life as it comes, usually with much laughter and merriment, and never look to the future, past, or indeed the present. This outlook sometimes does more bad than good, but Catfolk are quick to make amends, and even quicker to forgive themselves. In battle they are quick and lively, leaving their enemies confused and bewildered as to what they will do next, but even after a battle they are a nuisance, sometimes trying to make friends with their captives.

The Only Con to Them

They're for furries. If you play as one, it better be a damn cat-person on Morrowind lopping heads with an axe or people are going to think you're a furry. Even then, you're probably still a furry. The furriness can be canceled out if the Catfolk you play as has a nice, luxurious dwarf beard. Ironic, since it means even more hair on it.

In Warhammer 40k

The back of the Warhammer 40k 6th Edition rulebook mentions (Homo sapiens hirsutus), or Felinids as one of the fifteen known races of abhumans. [[Category:Furry]