Adeptus Custardians
"Fine, I'll start my own comic, with Sisters of Silence and no, brown, naked Custodians."
- – Some Artist on The Internet
What Is It?
If Alfabusa was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for the nothing but the adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen trying their best to draw artwork of the Custodians and their daily lives in the Palace of the Emperor of Mankind. There also, albeit rare appearances, of the Sisters of Silence themselves in various situations that are either humorous, or risque; depending on your skin thickness and tolerance for such things. The format is simple, drawn in black-and-white most of the time and some instances of colored work as seen in this one pseudo-animation the page had shared.
The main difference between this pages' delivery of the lore, and Alfabusa's TTS-verse is the lack of Naked, Brown, Oily Custodians. Coupled with the very blatant fact that the Emperor himself, is an actual, breathing, beat-stick-of-doom that is fucking capable of obliterating an entire planet out of spite. Non-cannon in its purest form, the source material is warped accordingly to the request of the citizens (people who follow the page) and then drawn in such fashion as stated previously. Also the antics in which the characters are portrayed are rather heretical at best and would probably turn any loyalist into a bubbling mess once they witness such insanity. There still lies a disturbing fact that Chaos Marines exist and yet the Emperor still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.
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