Comedy Marines
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| Comedy Marines | ||
|---|---|---|
| Founding | Unkown | |
| Successors of | Unkown | |
| Successor Chapters | None | |
| Chapter Master | Unkown | |
| Primarch | Unkown | |
| Homeworld | [Unkown]] | |
| Strength | 1000 Marines | |
| Specialty | Jokes | |
| Allegiance | Imperium | |
| Colours | Several | |
New Space Marine Chapter that fights with amusing comments etc.
Jokes
Brother
Brother
Would you like to hear the one redeeming trait of traitors and deamons and how they relate to the children's toy known as the slinkie?
Indeed I would brother
They are both fun to watch as you push them down a steep flight of stairs
Truer words were never spoken
"I say, brother. Would you like to hear a joke?" >"Certainly." "The Inquisition." >"MY SIDES!"
Brother, did you hear the one about the Techmarine who discovered how to hack the Vox operated Howler grenades belonging to a Lady Inquisitor? >No, Brother, I did not. Well, neither did she!
Chaplain >Brother I have a confession to make relating to my misconduct >Then speak it so that it may be heard and corrected It was I who covertly tripped over one of the Terminator squad this morning for the base amusement as they resemble a tortoise trying to reattain an upright stance >Half an hour in the pain glove. Thank you for your leniency >I will also be joining you as I laughed thunderously at the Terminators expense
Brother >Brother How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a Leman Russ? >My knowledge is insufficient in this area Brother, please enlighten me. Depends how hard you throw them Brother >GUFFAW
Brother Marcus >Yes Brother? How many Imperial Guard troopers does it take to change a light bulb? >I do not know, brother. Please enlighten me Just one. Basic training. Reloading a lass-gun. >GUFFAW
Brother >Apothecary Regarding our most recent mission to stamp out subversive cults pledged to the Unholy Powers I believe I have made an Important observation that could aid us in identifying them >I am intrigued. Please share this observation that I may identify the servants of the Dark Gods with greater efficiency I believe I have learned the favored hymn of the Slaaneshii cultists >What is its designation? O Come, all ye Faithful >Observation noted
Chaplain >Brother I have a question regarding the Adepta Sororitas and the limits to which we may engage with them on a social level >You may ask your questions To what is the allowed limit we may pursue a personal relationship with an individual member of their order before it becomes unseemly >You may kiss a Sororitas once, you may even kiss her twice. But you must never get into the habit Understood.
Brother, I have a question for you >You may ask your question What is the difference between a Fallen Ecclesiarch and a Land Raider? >Many. To which difference are you referring? We currently so not have a buried Land Raider under our maintenance hall >Both amusing and true, brother
Brother, how many Raven Guards does it take to change a light bulb?
>I do not know, brother
Raven Guards aren't scared of the dark.
>Amusing indeed