Dante

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Revision as of 00:42, 5 January 2011 by 205.155.65.226 (talk) (Bjorn is older than Dante, but is in a dreadnought. Leman Russ is supposed to still be alive, but is a primarch. Grimnar is one of the oldest chapter masters, but Dante is the oldest.)
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Commander Dante is the oldest living (non-Chaos, non-Primarch) space marine who is not in a dreadnought. He is the victor of countless campaigns and his deeds are indistinguishable from legend.

In the plot, Sanguinius made a prophecy that there will be some great battle that will kick the asses of all others and that there will be a great, golden warrior standing between the Emperor and the darkness. Dante thinks that this golden warrior is him because he has an ego so massive that if it was a physical object it would collapse under it's own weight and turn into a black hole from which nothing but douchebaggery may escape. In other words, it is about 10% the size of Rowboat Girlyman's.

He also worked with a Necron army to defeat a Tyranid hive fleet and is secretly gay for a Necron Lord named the Silent King (if you can be gay for a genderless robot, enjoy your Black Library).