Don't Zap to the Extreme - Campaign Synopsis
This is an Example of Play of Don't Zap to the Extreme.
Characters
Tavern Greil
- What Grinds Your Gears: Running around
- What Can You Do That You Can't Explain?: Parkay
- Why Does CWC Hate You?: He makes SLANDEROUS MOCKERIES of Mayor Chandler’s creations
Bob Fatmann, AKA Sammy
- What Grinds Your Gears: Large amounts of fat, including, curiously enough, his fists
- What Can You Do That You Can't Explain?: Transforming into a rotting fat version of Sonichu
- Why Does CWC Hate You?: For supposedly impersonating our autistic hero
Hank Venderson, AKA the Jerkhief
- What Grinds Your Gears: Ridiculous pain tolerance
- What Can You Do That You Can't Explain?: Police brutality; flies into a rage and can use all manner of weapons
- Why Does CWC Hate You?: He has a sweetheart and his name isn’t Chris, making him a JERK
Stan "The Pickleman" Bronswick
- What Grinds Your Gears: Ability to shit and piss himself on command
- What Can You Do That You Can't Explain?: Creates pickles
- Why Does CWC Hate You?: Creates pickles, which the Golden Mayor despises.
Pigeon Pijon
- What Grinds Your Gears: Looking good in any outfit
- What Can You Do That You Can't Explain?: Minor reality-warping magic
- Why Does CWC Hate You?: He just doesn’t like The Original Chris'tard Chandler very much
Chapter 1:Hank Venderson
To Be Continued.