Don Jorge Antino Martin Velasco-Cabrales

Don Jorge Antino Martin Velasco-Cabrales

A man made of win and awesome, Don Jorge Antino Martin Velasco-Cabrales, or Don J A M V-C for short, is the only thing of value to come out of mexico since Zorro. In fact, it has been suggested that Don J A M V-C is Zorro reincarnated. Skilled with blades, the man blew up The Night Train. He escaped, managed to decapitate several vampires, save a fair senorita, and ride off into the sunrise with her sitting side-saddle in his lap.

And once, he said, with a straight face: "Hush now, my dove. You have a man with you now, and I will do the thinking for both of us."

Truly this man is the stuff of legends.