Doomrider

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"As I ride to war, the scent of death washes over me like the wind itself. All my senses come to life, and each kill becomes more exhilarating than the last!"
- Doomrider himself, in the Black Crusade book The Tome Of Blood. Yes, in a book dedicated to the servants of Khorne. Because that's how Doomrider rolls.

We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...

Doomrider is the Chaos version of Charlie Sheen crossbred with Snowflame/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!!His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome...... And drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best.

He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like Kharn. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed armless children.

He and Warboss Wazdakka Gutsmek fought once, the planet they were on promptly exploded because no planet can contain that much motorcycle related awesome.

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Why is the art always so crappy??