Everqueen

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The current Everqueen. Her role in society is to be the head elf hippy and just be a pinup who conducts fertility rituals and the like (which is really important since it keeps elf birth rates up), however due to her insistence at being present in battles where the fate of the world hangs in the balance the courts of Ulthuan are beginning to gossip that she might be a butch (despite this, everyone around her gets a hard on for good and figures GOD IS WITH US in her presence). Since her year with Finubar is up and she had a daughter, Aliathra, by him she's now toting around Tyrion like a puppy on a leash. The Everqueen's court in Avelorn is much different from the rest of Ulthuan, being a much more Wood Elf themed vibe combined with a drop of Tolkien elf mixed in (Games Workshop can't into subtlety, Everqueen's court is an 'R' rated Rivendell that changes location in the forest periodically). At first it's hard to see the difference between this and the Cult of Pleasure, but the main difference is that the casualty rate from lovemaking is 0% in Avelorn, people bathe in exotic oils and magical water instead of virgin blood and Daemonette semen, teasing is defined by making catty remarks at group poetry readings instead of cutting away the skin over a lover/cousin's ribs at a public execution (one on every corner!), and everybody involved in the activities is pretty okay with it and respects everybody else involved as an individual. For a summary on the Everqueen's personality, picture Snow White who has a bonus Avatar State like from that one cartoon about a monk kid saving the world that /co/ faps over and rages over between fap sessions (what was it called again? Oh yeah, Batman: The Animated Series). She is so pure and Noblebright (honest to god noblebrightness in a Warhammer setting? It's more likely than you think!) she kills Greater Daemon's by just asking them to go away please (and thank you!). In one of the novels, Slaanesh's champion (before Sigvald) devastates western Ulthuan and because Morathi has been cockteasing him for years (literally, his whole reason for wiping out the High Elves is Morathi promised him he can fuck her) he spends most of his time looking for a female elf that's still alive to annihilate with his cock ("desecrate" is the exact word used in the novel for what he needs to do) but because the only way to know an elf's gender is to see their junk, most bleed out before he can get their armor off. As soon as he saw Alarielle he made a mad dash for her only for her to take his hand and forgive him. The bombshell that in Fantasy, life magic (not the kind that comes from Winds of Magic that your Archmage uses, pure life magic that comes from nature) is stronger than Chaos and consumes it is dropped. She forgives him so hard, all Slaanesh's gifts are dispelled. Slaanesh began pouring all his energy straight into the champion, and the moment the Everqueen let go of him he mutated into a Chaos Spawn that was then hacked apart by generic heroes as she entered into a Disney musical number and strolled away. She had a model in the previous editions, but her stats were horrible and she was unusable. She was later removed, but now in 8th she's back. Her old model is decent, but really her new one is the one you should be using on the tabletop. Save the old one for her daughter.