Fantasy Armor

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It separates, AND supports!

This armor protects the most vital parts of the body.

A common trend in trafitional games is for armor to put an emphasis on from at the expense of function. The rule of "because it's cool" usually keeps the suspension of disbelief under control, but there are cases where it simply looks too stupid to work yet somehow manages to do so anyway.

See Also

• Pauldrons

Gallery

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  Yes, as anyone familiar with the complex, nuanced relationship men have with their cocks could guess, codpieces were sometimes incorporated directly into suits of plate armor.
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  The Greeks were always big fans of Nipple Armor.
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  Correction: the Greeks were flaming ass-bandits.
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  Nevar enough girth!
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  Another venerable example of Nipple Armor, Blood Angels-approved thousands of years before they ever existed.