Female Space Marines

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There is no tactic more effective for enraging a die-hard SPESS MEHREENS fanboy than discussing/drawing their Rule 63 companion, Female Space Marines. Not to be confused with Sisters of Battle, the canonical equivalent to Space Marines and also armed with bolters and chainswords, but Space Marine Space Marines of the Adeptus Astartes, you know, the hypermuscular ones with Pauldrons. According to Games Workshop canon, the procedures that are used to create a Space Marine only work properly on male subjects, rendering female Marines impossible; however, masturbators on the internet have not allowed this to deter them. Sometimes it is pointed out that back in the Rogue Trader days, Games Workshop did briefly produce two power-armoured female models, but they were changed to "Female Adventurers in Power Armour" and were never meant to represent female Marines. Considering this is from Games Workshop, who routinely violates their own canon in subsequent editions, fanbase be damned, take this as you will.

It's worth noting, though, that Games Workshop hasn't deterred /tg/ (or indeed, the Black Library writers) from coming up with ways to potentially allow for them, even with Space Marines being exclusively male being one of the rare things they've kept consistent. This is because, as was brought up in previous articles, little gets between a man and his fapbait.

Gallery

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  And if you think this is bad, once a month they all gain Frenzy.
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  Lol. Why u mad though?
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  Brother-sister Igpay Atinlay boldly distracts the Tyranid foe.
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  An almost perfect example of a female space marine, complete with the typical bulky space marine form.
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  Not in fact Horo.
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  She'd be even scarier if she took off that mask
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  DYKE OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!
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  Your eyes should start bleeding right about now.
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  PMS BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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  Not Just as planned. Now you know why Tzeentch doesn't invite Slaanesh to his birthday parties anymore.
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  The Emperor made the Primarchs to be the greatest human warriors of all time, but even they were not immune to Rule 63.
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  She was not amused by this development.
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  Don't piss off Mama Smurf. Your genitals will not survive.
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  Somehow still less of a failure than the real Abaddon. Of course! Her arms haven't fallen off!