Freebooterz

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Freebooterz are pirates that are Orks. They tend to distingish their leaders apart with Hats, and appear in Dawn of War II.

Orks have a tendancy to become awesome. This in known by all. Pirates are awesome. Space is awesome. How about PIRATES IN SPESS? Freebootas are everything a pirate should be. Also, they will make you walk the plank. In deep space.

Reasons

An Ork can become a Freeboota for any number of reasons:

  • They could be, as is the classic example, too wealthy for anyone else to stand and be kicked out of society, only to buy a ship and get off planet before someone does some real kicking (around the face area, to the upstart freeboota in question).
  • They could simply be a jaded mek or warlord bored with fighting the same enemies, and defect to a more exciting life in the vastness of space.
  • They could be rich mercenaries.
  • They could decide to defect form a Waaagh! to fight whoever has "dat shiny ting ova der," and get so far off course that they decide to head for the nearest port and raise hell.
  • They saw that their Waaagh! Isn't getting too many shiny bits.
  • They could be a nob who mutinied a ship and took it's warp drive "fer a spin."
  • They could have woken up one day, decided "Hey, I wants ter be a pirate!", and then becomes a pirate. Which is totally reasonable since it worked for Chaos.
  • They saw that a pirate is free to do what he wants and it's alright to be because you are a motherfucking space pirate.
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