Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position

One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/ before it got run into the ground through sheer overuse like every other meme, the gist of which is a very simple premise:
- Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.
- /d/ proceeds to scream about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck. Hilarity through irony ensues.
Variants
There exists something so abominable that even Slaneesh is unable to fap to it... Platonic Lewds: Two persons of different gender, both of which are in pyjamas, lie in the same bed and... Just sleep... They don't do anything... Truly abominable...
This meme doesn't have to be completely adhere to the fetish above as the gallery shows below. The core element is that a fetish that is truly vile is recognized for what it is by most users.
Gallery
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I think I'm going to vomit.
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Fuck, I can't unsee it!
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If this wasn't censored I could have been offended.
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/tg/ is supposed to be a work safe board!
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Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.