If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device
A Youtube series created by glorious Bruvah chapter master Alfabusa of the infamous Alfa Legion, the show follows the exploits of Emprah himself in his quest to bring the Imperium of Man to their former glory, helped by the captain of the Custodes "Little Kitten", Magnus (now returned to the fold) and a hilarious cast of other major 40k characters, the series has become a complete success, mostly by poking fun on many of the memes, traditions and quirks of the 40k universe and the fandom but also by some very awesome scenes and, of course, great music.
Most fans agree that, while a wild and very unserious take on the 40k universe, the plot itself isn't actually that outlandish (apart from the Ultramarines capturing Magnus the Red...). If the Emps would wake up, it's pretty much a given that he would remove the Inquisition as some of the first things, while probably being an ass, as he always was. The unsure part is if the Emps would have learned from his 10,000 years of mistakes, which the series believes he has, deep inside. Doesn't help his temper though.
Dramatis Personae
- Emperor of Mankind: He's the fuck-mothering Emprah. He's finally getting to talk after having to wait over ten thousand years and he's definitely not passing it up. He also has a pet Centurion.
- Captain-General Little Kitten: Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes (Not that you'd know, considering how timid and a suck-up he is). Generally the only person who trusts the Emps. He also seriously hates Tau.
- The Pillar-stodes (Wamuudes, Custodisi, Karstodes): Some other Custodes who turned completely gay in the wake of the Horus Heresy. Seriously. They're only wearing helmets and undies. And they're based upon the Pillar Men from Jojo's Bizare Adventure.
- Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov: Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus. When the Emperor disassembled the Inquisition, he went ballistic and led an entire crusade to Terra to purge what he thinks is heresy.
- The other High Lords of Terra: They're a bunch of useless old shits who do old-man bickering.
- Ecclesiarch Decius: The only sane High Lord aside from Kitten.
- Magnus the Red: Retrieved from wherever by the sheer plot-armor-powered efforts of Cato Sicarius and then brought to the Golden Throne, where the Emperor manages to prank Tzeentch and steals back Magnus' soul. Touched, he somehow manages to forgive the Emperor and decides to help the Emps with his plan to fix the Imperium.