John Blanche

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John Blanche is one of GW's most "revered" artists. his ability to constantly produce pieces of art so bad, they actually make you retarded if exposed to them for too long.

Facts about John Blanche;

• Somewhere in Bury there is a shop that only sells red Crayola crayons that has been kept in business by the constant purchases of John Blanche.
• At Christmas, John Blanche sneaks into people's houses and goes into children's rooms and takes the red crayon out of the colouring set in the child's stocking.