Mordor

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One does not simply shit into Mordor.

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

One does not simply rock into Mordor.

One does not simply spam into Mordor.

But two halflings and a mutant junkie halfling do simply sneak into there.

Thanks to the fascist kingdom of Gondor's misleading propaganda, many believe the industrious worker's paradise of Mordor was attacked by the coalition of the so-called "Free People" in a preventive war with the excuse the former "dictator," Sauron, had a weapon of mass destruction.

Even knowing the love of the orc people for the liberal system and progress (Gorgoroth's engineer school was one of the greatest institutions of the Middle Earth concerning industry and Morgul's healthcare system the first on Ea's international ranking) the coalition used state terrorism (infiltrating two agents who instigated civil violence) and such false pretext as racial contamination and illegal immigration to assault the peaceful country and initiate a genocidal war. Now Mordor's once-powerful economy is stagnated by great numbers of mutilated young adult orcs incapable of work, and the heavy war sanctions eradicate any income from its once-proud heavy industries.