Orion

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"You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking incest-faggot-druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of goatfuckers, it will be your fault"

– Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic and spared morathi for it

"Fucking horn-fuckers... the chaos-goat-shit are responsible for all the wars in the world... Are you a goat?"

– Orion, angry about the Beastmen

In warhammer fantasy Orion is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, the husband of Isha: elven goddess of healing, the incarnate of Kurnous and lord of Athel Loren. He died every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring.

Total War: WARHAMMER

He is portrayed and played by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for beastmen and bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who lives on Athel Loren's doorstep).

He is a giant of an Elf, probably the buffest elf ever exist(since all elves looks like skinny bitch) that he counts as a monster unit. He also has deer horn and deer leg, making him a non-chaos elf beastmen. Just don't try to mention it in front off him or else he'll make you taste his hoof.

In battle, he attack using his magically throwing spear which can magically reappeared after each throw, and is able to throw it in such strength that it it about as devastating as a frigging bolt thrower and it can fucking obliterate his target so hard that limbs and blood are flying everywhere. For his other legendary gear, he has the cloak of Isha, which allows him to regain his health, making up for his lack of armor, as well as his wild hunt horn that increase charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he used it. His two hounds from the tabletop version appeared in the form of aoe spells, not as a unit unfortunately. He can also summon arrow barrage from above like a certain lore of metal spell.